Stairs and Stuff (Part Three)

NEWS:
There has been a slight delay between posts and said delay stems from ye old eternal life dilemma: When too much work and too much life intersect at the same time, time becomes a luxury. In other words, I had a lot of stuff going on and posting a blog entry had to take a back seat to everything else. I’m still quite busy, but the show must go on, as it were.

Back to the story I was telling…

I asked the always wonderful Sharon Mak to play the part of the second walker. Sharon played ‘The Girl’ in CONNECTED and was kind enough to trust me once again to not make her look foolish on camera.

A mutual friend of Sharon’s and mine was in town and the three of us where chatting over dinner. It was then that I pitched the story to Sharon and The Professor (the mutual friend and a real professor). I told them what would happen in the film and when I was finished explaining the story there was this pause and look of confusion on their faces. Calmly the Professor turned to Sharon and deadpan said, “He’s being creative”. It was one of those moments that pretty much any creator will have when everything you are talking about makes sense to yourself, but makes no sense at all to any normal human being. Nevertheless, Sharon agreed to be in the film.

SHOOTING: Day One

I figured it was a good idea to shoot all of Sharon’s parts first. In my head, I only needed her in one shot and to help me with another. So she showed up to my flat and we proceeded into the stairwell on my floor where pretty much all the action would take place. The first shot done was to be the cut where I land at the bottom of the stairs and the banana peel falls on my head. I told Sharon, when she asked what she needed to do, “I need two things: 1) For you to walk down the stairs in one shot and 2) For you to drop a banana peel on my head”. She grinned broadly at the second task as I figured she would, relishing in being able to take part in my personal humiliation.

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It was a hard shot to get because the space at the landing was tight and I had to set up the camera at an angle wherein it would look like my head was hitting the floor and not show the cushion my head would in fact hit (though it was a THIN cushion) and be framed as such that when the banana peel landed on my head, it would be in frame AND look good. Any number of things could have gone wrong and all of them did. Such as: My not landing in the right spot (My knees were up two steps because the landing was a tight space so I had to start my fall from that hight), by not falling fast enough, the camera not being in the correct spot or shifting due to it slipping when I hit my head on the cushion, my being out of focus, and finally… Sharon missing my head when she dropped the banana peel, not dropping it at the right time (too soon or too late), or the peel not landing in a nice looking way. Needless to say, it took a lot of takes to get it right. If I am not mistaken, the take used is the one where I hit my head pretty hard on the THIN cushion and saw stars when I landed. That’s showbiz!

After we got that out of the way, we shot my standing up, walking out, panning up the stairs and following Sharon’s walk down and reaction when she got to the bottom of the steps. That was also quite difficult because I wanted it all in one take and once again, if one thing didn’t go right, it would have to be done all over again. I forget how many takes we did, but it wasn’t as many as it could have been. I think the take I used was the last one we shot. I moved on because it was one of those moments where I just felt I had what I needed. BUT, just in case, I took some safety shots of Sharon walking down the steps and reaction so that if the one take didn’t work, I could have editing options and salvage the scene. Lucky for me, that last take worked. I think we must have done at least twice as many safety shot takes as we did the master shot and I ended up using none of them: I didn’t need to.

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I think we’d been at it for a couple hours and it was STEAMING HOT in that stairwell. It was the middle of summer and that stairwell had no air circulation at all. I was wet with sweat and Sharon was dry as a bone. How? Only she knows. My theory is that she isn’t human. Either way, I called it a day with a shrug and muttering something like, “I guess I have what I need. Yeah, I think I’m good. It should be fine. I don’t know… Yeah, it’s fine,” not really 100% sure I did have what I needed, but I’ve learned to trust my creative instincts over the years. Sharon was a trooper and said she’d be ok with continuing, to make sure I was happy, but it was hot and I didn’t want to keep her too long and she was already being so patient about everything, so I just stopped.

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Sharon did a great job and her few seconds in the final film don’t portray the amount of work she put in for her contribution. Even on the day, I don’t think she really understood what the film was supposed to be, yet she went along with it all and trusted that I knew what I was doing. For that, I give her my utter thanks.

I took Sharon out for a quick lunch and I returned home to look at the footage and pick the takes I would use. As I said, I got my one take shot as I wanted it and felt very happy about the first day of shooting. It didn’t amount to much finished footage/time, but I liked what I had. Alas, my clothes were soaked with sweat so I had to allow them to dry before I could do any more shooting, so tomorrow would be another day.

Next: Walking Makes One Sweat

HIM
The second issue has been completed over at HIMcomic. You may have noticed that no new pages have been posted in the past couple of weeks. As previously mentioned, I’m a but busy, right now, and so HIM will be on hiatus for a time until I can be freed up once again. I will start posting HIM again soon, but for now, I’ll be posting on this site for the time being. Naturally, I will announce when HIM continues from this blog. Thanks for your patience.

-Steve